“Looseness as a problem, or a thing used as “proof”of women’s whorishness, has a convenient function: Policing female behavior, putting all the onus of male sexual pleasure on a woman’s body, and particularly, on aspects of her body she can’t control — always fun. Plus, it gets us all scrutinizing everything but the more likely culprit of what makes sex feel loose in the first place in any hole: a small dick.”